This is an anti-tribute. I absolutely, and I’m not kidding, HATE durians. One might say, what? A Singaporean who hates durians? That’s blasphemy!
I do not like durians. I do not like them Sam I Am. That doesn’t rhyme but who cares. I don’t like how it looks. Why would I want to eat a fruit which are all prickly with thorns? And how it smells. Err… Socks after a soccer game? I think so. P. U.
And sometimes, people make desserts with it. Why? Improve the taste. Not for me.
And I don’t understand how people who love it think that I’ve committed a huge crime or sin by not liking the durian. I mean, why? Do I have to like what you like? I actually ever had someone tell me “That’s stupid of you to not like durians”. Well, that’s me, the dummy.
-hazrock, your breath stinks!