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Royal Pain In The ***

27 May

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Durians, “the king of fruits”

This is an anti-tribute. I absolutely, and I’m not kidding, HATE durians. One might say, what? A Singaporean who hates durians? That’s blasphemy!

I do not like durians. I do not like them Sam I Am. That doesn’t rhyme but who cares. I don’t like how it looks. Why would I want to eat a fruit which are all prickly with thorns? And how it smells. Err… Socks after a soccer game? I think so. P. U.
And sometimes, people make desserts with it. Why? Improve the taste. Not for me.

And I don’t understand how people who love it think that I’ve committed a huge crime or sin by not liking the durian. I mean, why? Do I have to like what you like? I actually ever had someone tell me “That’s stupid of you to not like durians”. Well, that’s me, the dummy.

-hazrock, your breath stinks!

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4 Comments

Posted by on May 27, 2012 in Food

 

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4 responses to “Royal Pain In The ***

  1. David

    May 27, 2012 at 9:22 am

    lol…I’m pretty sure a lot of people don’t like the stinky durian lol

     
    • hazrock

      May 27, 2012 at 12:41 pm

      I don’t understand why people like them. The same way they don’t understand why I hate them

       
  2. Tina

    May 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Haha, I wrote about Durians in my post “Fruits from a Taiwanese Street Vendor” (http://mindsome.wordpress.com/2012/05/10/fruits-from-a-taiwanese-street-vendor) just the other day. They are super stinky, but I must admit I do think they are yummy 🙂

     
    • hazrock

      May 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm

      They are not yummy! Lol

       

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